The Moxypony

jedimindfunk: No shit. People who have more birthdays actually...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:46:17 -0700

No shit. People who have more birthdays actually live longer because they have more of them ;]

Thank goodness you pointed out the joke, someone might have missed it otherwise.

People who think they're better than you because they watch animes with subs instead of dubs

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:32:00 -0700

red-flare:

Yeeeah, I actually made a video talking about both sides and things people never consider when they go NO I AM AN ELITIST BURRHHghh.

Eh, I can’t stand dubs, but if you want to watch them, that’s your prerogative. None of my business.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 15:27:23 -0700

thesylverlining: “Kissing is a human trait. […] The gargoyle...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:26:21 -0700

thesylverlining:

^{“Kissing is a human trait. […] The gargoyle equivalent is to stroke the hair and/or horns/ridges of one’s mate.”}

;___; this show

steelplatedhearts: I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:21:35 -0700

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

thefinalanswer: #okay so unlike a million other people I...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:36:58 -0700

thefinalanswer:

#okay so unlike a million other people I didn’t read this book in middle school #so imagine when i watched this movie finally #all innocent like thinking it was just going to be a cute little adventure movie #FALSE #THIS MOVIE RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND #RUDE

we dont talk about this movie it doesnt exist sorry

I really hate it when they don’t list the title of the movie. What movie is this?

mamasam: vivlin: devoureth: Gentlemen and women, take note....

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:21:42 -0700

mamasam:

vivlin:

devoureth:

Gentlemen and women, take note. [x]

So I just learned something new.

I keep thinking that step 6 gif is clapping for those who have made it this far.

mahlibombing: Alter Egos Illustrated by Coran “Kizer”...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:49:43 -0700

mahlibombing:

Alter Egos

Illustrated by Coran “Kizer” Stone

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draggy-s: gampetashipper4lyf: dagdammit: ianbrooks: 7 Deadly...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:48:52 -0700

draggy-s:

gampetashipper4lyf:

dagdammit:

ianbrooks:

7 Deadly Sins Wine Glasses by Kacper Hamilton

Available for purchase at gnr8. Celebrate the sinful life with sweet, glorious libations. Hey, I dont recall getting shit-faced ever being a sin.

(via: reddit)

I am finding these way too interesting.

i want the envy one

Holy shit… I want all of them.
And I wouldn’t even use them, I’d put them in a glass shelf and have them on display. They’re gorgeous works of metaphorical art <3

Future Ted: Kids, in the summer of 2008, your Uncle Barney took a trip to Los Angeles to try out his new play called 'The Supervillain'. When he came back to New York not even a month later, he told us that he'd found a women to try it on but he couldn't go through with the play. He never did tell us what happened to her.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:20:00 -0700

Future Ted: Kids, in the summer of 2008, your Uncle Barney took a trip to Los Angeles to try out his new play called 'The Supervillain'. When he came back to New York not even a month later, he told us that he'd found a women to try it on but he couldn't go through with the play. He never did tell us what happened to her.

Future Ted: Kids, in the summer of 2012, your Aunt Robin joined a super secret, beyond-the-government project. Even to this day she can't tell us what it was about, your Uncle Barney's tried everything to pry it out of her, but unlike Robin Sparkles, teenage Canadian pop sensation, this is the one secret she'll take to her grave.

reasonablypricedhooker: Legends Of The Dark Ed by...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:59:16 -0700

reasonablypricedhooker:

Legends Of The Dark Ed by *CrackpotComics

Malcolm X was a segregationist, you’ll excuse me for not...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:52:11 -0700

Malcolm X was a segregationist, you’ll excuse me for not believing him to be a “Good” Muslim.

karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty: narome: lyraeon: buzzfeeddiy: ...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:36:00 -0700

karkles-the-adorabloodthirsty:

narome:

lyraeon:

buzzfeeddiy:

If you’re having a rough day, just remember that we live in a world where yarn-bombing exists.

I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of

I still can’t believe we took a guy who likes to knit and turned him into a super villain.

I think we need this today.

Kirby’s Epic Yarn is teaching kids to fight this.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:28:10 -0700

frannykay: fuck yeah i have executive leadership skills Or...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:27:04 -0700

frannykay:

fuck yeah i have executive leadership skills

Or maybe you should just call little boys ‘bossy’ too?

Maybe it’s a better idea to teach both sexes that it’s wrong to be an asshole rather than make it so only one can get away with it?

liddo-cait: i reblogged this before but we actually started...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:18:57 -0700

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

kradonzorgata: The eating paper one… I do it. It has no flavor,...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:16:18 -0700

kradonzorgata:

The eating paper one… I do it. It has no flavor, doesn’t fill me up but I just… randomly eat paper. Not as much as I used to but I still do.

before-series-three: there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:45:24 -0700

before-series-three:

there’s this unspoken law in britain that you’re not to phone anyone while doctor who’s on, and it was on and the phone rang and my brother was the one that had to pick it up, and he didn’t even say ‘hello’ or anything, he just picked it up and went, “WHO THE FUCK IS RINGING WHILE DOCTOR WHO’S ON?” and the person on the other end went, “DOCTOR WHO’S ON? I’LL CALL YOU BACK!”, and hung up.

We don’t even know who it was, I just—

popelizbet: eibmorb: inspiredmuslimah: The man in the picture...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:44:11 -0700

popelizbet:

eibmorb:

inspiredmuslimah:

The man in the picture is Rachid Nekkaz, a French-Algerian businessman living in France.

He heard about the niqab ban in France. Then he announced that he will pay all fines for women who wear the niqab - not just in France but “in any country in the world that bans women from doing so”.

He opened a fund of € 1 million. Then he said, “My sister, go out free wherever you want and I will pay the fine for you”

Allahu Akbar, May Allah reward him.

this man is perfect mA

Mr. Nekkaz, I am in awe.

Fuck countries that force women to wear these and fuck countries who forbid them to do so.

Leave people alone and stop being dicks.

rustybirdcage: Loving your friends’ characters and wanting to draw 100 pages of fan art of...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:56:44 -0700

rustybirdcage:

Loving your friends’ characters and wanting to draw 100 pages of fan art of them

This when you can’t draw.